Saturday, April 05, 2008

Oops!

Hah! It took me so long to figure out how to get this blog back under my control that now I am to tired/ brain hurty to actually blog, but I'm back, woo! Goo hawks!

Friday, October 27, 2006

2 hours later

And like two hours after everyone has gone to bed, and I have been bored to tears my stomach finally stops being bitchy, and the burping stops! yay. Hoping it stays gone, still totally confused as to what made me sick, I swear I ate good for bob things. Anywho will make a proper post later today, I promise....

p.s. to meself, remember to call people about fantasy basketball, and remember to remind yurself how awesome you are.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Chester Molester

Once Again posting right before I go to bed, so rather tired and am not gonna write a whole heckuva lot moreNlikely.

First wanted to give a quick rundown of some movies I have seen in the theatre's lately.

The Protector - Basically Ong-Bak II, but with even worse American editing then Ong-bak, I look forward to the DVD though, the fight scenes were great, but it was more or less disappointing, maybe I expected to much after the glory that is Ong-bak.

Crank - OMFG, LOL, WTFBBQ is all I can say about this movie, it was so gloriously over-the-top. This movie's shenanigans are to other movie shenanigans, as Dynamite is to poprocks, it was great.

Beerfest - admittedly the fact that this movie tossed Mark into a drinking binge isn't saying much considering he is more or less forever locked in an eternal drinking Binge, however it was Absolute Redemption for the glorious cast of Super Troopers after making the excrement laden Dread Island or wtf it was, haha(Brain worky not so good right now).

Little Miss Sunshine - absolutely Brilliant, allstar cast, allstar performance, allstar script, allstar soundtrack, allstar directing, allstar smells, the allstars taste like allstars, Its Slaptastic, go see it, now.....Stop reading....The rest is just drivel....Go now damn you!

The Science of Sleep - For starters the name seems to have little to do with the movie, aside from a sleep theme, I learned no scientific methodologies; Kathy would be dearly disappointed. The characters seemed poorly thought out, and had superfluous attributes that did not fit them, just not that great of a movie, some fun visuals though.

I was supposed to look up stuff on honey moon sites tonight, but I got to distracted playing to much final fantasy and talking to Drew and reading sports, alas. Ahh well that is sweet payback for the abuse I had to take last night. When I went into bed, like a nice friendly manfriend, I was yelled @ for wanting some covers, then she got out of bed to use the restroom, came back in, kicked me, yelled @ me some more and turned away. I went to bed sad and confused, prolly like Hamid does every night.

As to the title of the blog, I had the unpleasant sensation of feeling like a child molester or pedophilia or Drew Farmer/Michael Harry/Jeef Laws, take your pick. I was waiting outside the changing room for jessica (@ umm Gap I think). But it was in the kids section, little girls to be exact, so I just sorta stalked around with my coke, and my usual creepiness amongst the little girls, nervous moms, and silly clothes, was quite unnerving.

Bob done now
Bob sleep
Bob dream
Bob wake up
Bob go to work
Bob try not to kill himself
rinse repeat.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Cracked out

Sooooo, got so bored decided to forget about my not till the house thing and just go ahead and blog................. eat me.

K, actually typing this first sentence last, realized after I wrote all that other crap that I forgot to mention that I'm married and it owns. I feel very happy and very secure, its really quite nice. Makes you feel solid, less worried about the crap life throws @ you cause now someone contractually has to be in your corner.

I'm tweaking out on lack of sleep, lack of jessica, lack of friends, lack of life, and way to much frappaccino. Woooohah! Accidentally stayed up a to long, and figured welp to late now, may as well stay up all day and see what happens. More then likely the see what happens will be the pink pixies riding velociraptor that I am able to convince myself are fake for the moment will eventually seem real and then I can go into a nice warm psychotic episode.

Watched King Kong earlier today, which totally pissed me off. A cause it was a completely crappily done movie. Makes me wander if Peter jackson had a chimpanzee or something that was editing, shooting etc the Lord of the Rings, cause this movie looked like something an fx studio would poop out. Jack Black actually had a decent performance though I thought, everyone else was to handicapped by the ineptitude of the director to tell if they were worth anything. And as to my second point I got pissed off cause despite how terribly the movie was made I was still totally saddened when the ape died, which confounds me, I'm blaming the lack of sleep for now.

Achieved level 75 in Final Fantasy last night, which was way more anti climatic then I wanted it to be. I remember when I first started playing and just sorta assumed you would feel all badass, bubblegum ass beater when you were level 75, but I still feel pretty weak, maybe it is cause my job class makes me such a pansy, who knows.

In other dark and dreary news, my fantasy team has totally crapped out. Luckily being that I slept through the draft I have no real connection to them and as such don't really care much. But yea my number one draft pick broke his foot, my number three did something or another to his ankle, and the rest of my team seems to be having a sever case of vaganitus.

Don't really want to deal with my dad issue yet, so ignoring that, actually was about to type some more, but decided I don't feel like it, off to look for some picture to post on here, wee!

I've decided I feel like a combo of this >>>


and this >>>

Monday, May 15, 2006

Down for Construction


Don't bother attempting to read this website for about a month, the work on our house and subsequent crappolla that we have to take care of is eating to much of my time, after we are moved in and have internet up and working @ our new house I promise to blog again.

until we meet again

Friday, March 24, 2006

TGIF!




Having a totally bad day/week...

Right now I am writing this inbetween running down stairs for random fits of diarrhea... I don't get it I am insanely hungry, but I am not eating anything cause I don't want to give my body ammunition. Yet it seems to never run out anyway.

Week started out with my nearly healed finger scab getting accidently ripped off early in the morning, causing the entire morning to fall out of wack, making me late for work, which is really irritating.

I don't really remember Tuesday, so lets just pretend it didn't happen

Wednesday I got stupidly confused as to which time I was supposed ot be @ work and as a result I ended up being totally late. Which set that day off for loosing. Then making it even more irritating I just couldn't seem to do anything right that day. For some reason the skills of a caulking elude me. Made a plan to go see a house in Pamona, ended up being like 5 minutes late to that as well ><. The worst part about the whole thing is the house was really pretty decent, and the land wasn't bad either, but in driving out to see the house we realized that it was just to far away from everyone and everything making whatever the house had to offer a moot point.

Thursday was actually a good day, I mastered the art of caulking, which was stupidly satisfying for me, and other then that didn't have a real rough day, got off work ealry, came home and had a nice quite relaxing night with Jessica, all in all a good day....

Which I was later punished for in the form of celiacs. Although I just realized I forgot to mention it after seeing the house on wednesday we decided to stop into On the Border for some food stuff, I ate my tamale and taco while there and took the enchilada's home with me. I then proceded to eat said Enchiladas of dOOOm thursday night shortly before I went to bed. I woke up ten minute before my alarm went off today, feeling pretty decent, then when 6:55 rolled around I started getting uncomfortable, and next thing I know I am curled up in a ball for like an hour with teh worst attack of my celiacs that I have had for a long long time. Its about 11:00 right now and I am hoping that it is about to leave me alone, for I would like to get in some amount of work today. My stomach is mostly just a little achy right now and I am having some burping type of gas. The biggest problem is the diahrea at the moment which obviously has to stop before I go into work.

Hope you all had a luvly week, and have yourselves a geat weekend. I am in need of one myself.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Bored as hell, good time to blog!

I got off work all early today, was rather excited till I called Jessica and she seemed mostly just angry that I was gonna make less money today. Which is true, but still it was nice to get home @ like 1:30, ahh well. Then I looked up apartments most of the time while I was home rather then my original plan of clean kitchen then sleep, heh. Went and looked @ some. I really liked one, thought the rest were to expensive or to crappy, she seemed to hate both that she saw. Since then been pretty boring, she got sick @ work so she was pretty much in a peel the skin from your face mood and then went to bed, so I have been sitting bored @ my computer since then. Been talking to Drew which keeps me from actually entering a comatose state.

Getting really hungry and not sure if I should just eat, cook and then wake her, or just wait for her to wake up. Mostly I am just bored though, managed to score CRASH from blockbuster today, been trying to get that for quite a while, now only have one hard to get movie, "Constant Gardener."

Ohh yea forgot to mention went apartment searching with Drew as well. Semi funny story. We go out to dinner last night and during the meal @ some random point Jessica asks Drew if he wants to live with us next year, which is totally fine by me, I enjoy Drew and think we would all live happily ever after. But the odd thing was that she never asked me about it first. She I believe had a make believe conversation with me in her head. She has these a lot and from time to time and claims that somehow my bad memory causes these conversations in her head to happen in the real world, but I balk at such lunacy.

Actually working with Chad now. Its mostly interesting work, sometimes it is a tad frustrating when they tell me to get some tool and I have no idea what it is, or even worse, when I am told to go do a job I have never done with no real instruction. Such as when I bumbled around in a crawl space the other morning doing installation, good times, great memories. The hardest thing about the job are those days that I leave @ 6:25AM and don't get back till 7:00PM, but Jessica is generally happier when she sees me, so that makes it all worth while.

Spent a fair chunk of today looking @ magic cards, hoping my lady friend allows me to purchase like 10-15 bucks of cards I have been contemplating for a while, we shall see :).


P.S. This is how morning feels


Peace, Luv, and Bread

Bob, Strugglin on with his breadfreehysteria