Indiana

Just got back from........


It was a five day trip to Santa Clause, Indiana. Which is oddly in the middle of two different time zones, which seems to slow actual time progress to a stand still. I watched most of the first season of Stargate, which I presume involved nothing but female writers for the first season. Half its episodes were basically girl power, those episodes and about half of the remaining episodes were written chock full of plot holes. But there were a few decent eps, and I want to slog through these in hopes that kathy and drew are correct in that it does indeed improve. I've caught a few random eps on sci-fi that I enjoy, so I think the series will get somewhere eventually. Well it appears that New Years is gonna be blan for me. Jessica and I basically planned nothing and assumed something fun would be thought up by ourselves eventually or by others, but all that seems to have happened is a party over @ KT's ex or current or inbetween or I dunno boyfriend Steve's where I do not intend to go. So dunno what is gonna transpire, wish me luck.

I'm coming Jappers, watch out!

The Xmas shopping marathon didn't go as bad as I would have @first thought. We haven't taken care of everyone, and we totally forgot about some people, but we should be ready in time for Merry The Jews killed Jesus fun. <-- Edited by Mel Gibson. My feet were angry by the end of the day, but everything went smooth, and I made it home just in time for Mav's. They gave me a scare for a while but Ridirkulous eventually came through for me.

In other news the sweetest Taru since Vivi or whatever that dude's name/race was is back!



oop wait, maybe that's not him, ohh here he is!



Now I just have to wait for like three weeks for the update to be finished, then see if I still have an account, then play! weeee!

Long Live the King!

First I just want to express my glee in smashing Jyesika in the ongoing battle for comment domination. To date I have five comments on just my second blog, my chair is shaking from her frightened quaking (didn't want that to rhyme) in the bed. I got a chance to watch the Mav's own the Alphonso Craphouse out of Hamids lame sauce Sacramento Queen's (although he only liked them for Webber who is no longer there, I still feel I retain the right to give him crap for how truly shatty they are). And tommarah night they play again, and with Jerry Stackhouse back in the lineup! I'm excited, I'm sure Boobles is less than. I've got to go Xmas shopping tomorrow, aka I have to travel with Jys while she goes Xmas shopping. I've still got to find a present for her though, which is a biatch, cause I have no money, we share a banking account, and she is a bloody arteest so I can't just make her a crappy macaroni picture frame like I do for all my other ladies. I am actually sorta happy that Xmas time hath arrived though, but unfortunately it also means that the post Xmas trip to the Land fun forgot is fast approaching. Hopefully it will not be as bad as my daynightmares tell me, crossing my fingers. Anywho if I don't post here tommarah, have a merry Xmas, and if yur of the Hanukkah persuasion well, fek off! And stop taking my money ya bloody banking bastids!

P.S. Hamid stop hurting my luvva's feelings and post on her bloody site.

P. S. for the P.S. almost forgot to mention the fun conversation I had with Roland today. You just can't beat having a rap conversation with a hippy. Sillily we seem to like very similar rap artists, namely Nas, Jurassic Five, and De La Soul. He mentioned some uber rapper that I need to listen to, but I already forgot the name, so if anyone from Manhouse reads this please ask Roland and put the band in comments, anyone can comment now, fixed that.

Deep disappointment

I have been forced to rethink this 'engagement' thing, I gave my dearest Miss Jessica the following quotes that I randomly read on a site, feeling they were funny. "Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris". To which she replied "Who is Chuck Norris." Now admittedly the Chuckster is pretty damn lame, but Chumon, who doesn't know the Texas Bloody Ranger, He kicks the foreign outta baddies all the time. Has a bagazillion crappy action movies, and he is in Dodgeball - amongst the greatest cinema masterpieces of all time. But considering Momma Harry decided they should live the 80's and early 90's in a real life little house on the prairie I can see how this happened. So I suppose I must forgive her, but still, CHUCK EFFIN NORRIS! On a happier note, Tina Bopper (Michaels <-Jessica's brother> girl acquaintance Tina) and Smart and Pretty (Katherine <-Jessica's sister>) made me a tasty not entirely poisonous meal tonight, and I was able to play some magic with only mild harassment from Jessica. And I managed to run into an old pally from KU, Kelly Verbal. Didn't get to talk much, for I was working @ the time. I had to work POS Bagger, and that's point of sales, but it really means what it looks like. It was not to bad though, gotta work with Tim, which I don't often get to, he's a nice chap. Welp bored of typing now.... stop reading.... go watch some free internet porn

gotta put a post script in here. Whilst trying to make this post Hamid asked me if I "Made out with her" which is so juvenile and awesome I just had to include it.

#1 Stunna

I un-pansied most of this website's look. Hungry and angry that I have gone 24 hours without wasting my time playing Magic. Had a fairly good first part of meh day. Watched Jessica's cute buns paint culturally PC children on the walls whilst I layout on the floor and effed with my Magic decks. Then eventually went home, sat around hungry for a while until we decided to go waste money on Gluten free, probably tastes like dirt, products from the HIV. It was fun for a bit, til we started going through the actual isles and it kicked in how much food I was not gonna be eating till I'm 60 (@which time I will have decided that I am old enough that may as well bring on death and eat some tasty treats). Bloody Corn bread has wheat in it, corn flakes, rice cakes, etc etc etc. I can't even have my favorite chip of all time, PRINGLES! I'm gonna miss that stached buddy of mine. Anywho tired of typing, and I can feel the presence of Jessica lurking behind me, prolly happy that she sees me typing on a blog, but now that I look @ her she seems to be obliviously just scratching herself like a female Al Bundy.

Safe foods for the Bob

Here's our first gluten free food haul.